Bullschmidt!

Jason Schmidt is copping out. Yes, sirree. The turncoat, who signed with them to be an ace, is now their #3 pitcher, conveniently missing this three-game series. If he's going to be a traitor, he should at least take it as a man, like the even bigger traitor who spends his free time doing wheelies on his motorcycle. I want to boo him, of course. Every Giants fan should. What a load of Schmidt. If he had signed with the Mariners, like everyone wanted and expected him to, none of this would be happening and we would still love him here. Right?