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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Bush and Bonds

Note: This is facetious, and only somewhat based on facts.

George Bush. What does he have to do with baseball, besides the fact that during his tenure as owner of the Rangers, his team was terrible? Why, everything. I have, using my magic analytical powers, found a way to connect him to Barry Bonds, our good friend. Apparently, a while ago, a grand jury testimony by Bonds was leaked to the world. You know why? That's right, George Bush. Obviously, he despises The City and wishes that it would be completely wiped off the map. So, he finds away to get back at us by leaking a grand jury testimony and trying to make us look bad. Aha! So now you know. The truth will set you free.

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