Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Mando
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
A passage for Benitez
Facing hitters on Wednesday for the first time since last Sept. 2, Our friend, Armando Benitez said that he is "80-85 percent" healthy, which left him feeling optimistic about pitching half-decent this season.
Last week, Benitez said that he tried to return too quickly from right hamstring surgery in 2005, after months of thinking. He never was at full strength last season, cause he's too old, fat and ugly. He blew eight of 25 save chances before his knee died.
This time, Benitez said that he felt no pain, tightness or soreness,(unfortunately), although huge ice packs were wrapped around his flaming knee.
"I want to hurry," said Benitez, who ranks seventh among fattest pitchers with 280 saves. "I wanna be ready. ... Right now, so far so good, of course thanks to my luck I'll never help the team" he said with a frown.
Benitez threw live batting practice to Rich Aurilia, Barry Bonds, Dave Roberts and Randy Winn. The hitters rarely swung, because the pitches hit every player at least once.
But Benitez provided the day's highlight because he threw a strike. "This proves I'm getting better," said Benitez, ecstatically. "I've never thrown a strike while with the Giants."
Monday, February 26, 2007
Non-Expert Projections
ALDS: Minnesota over Anaheim, Detroit over New York
NLDS: San Francisco over Cincinnati, New York over Houston
ALCS: Minnesota over Detroit
NLCS: New York over San Francisco
WS: Minnesota over New York
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Friday, February 23, 2007
"Chasing the Demon Sphere"
Normally, I don't do dissections of articles—there are other sites who do that a lot better than I do, but this Patrick Hruby article on ESPN.com about the gyroball was so utterly stupid I just had to rip it apart.
First of all, the article is actually a series of "e-mail dispatches" from Hruby to the "Assignment Editor, E-ticket". That format is obviously fake. So fake, in fact, that it makes the rest of the article inherently funny[1]. Next, the very premise of the article is flawed: the subtitle reads "Is the gyroball real? Will the pitch revolutionize baseball? Patrick Hruby searches for the sport's Loch Ness monster". The gyroball is nothing like the Loch Ness monster[2]. Everyone knows that the gyroball is real. We saw it with our own eyes at the WBC.
The article itself gets off to a bad start, after all that hilarity. The fist two sentences are "You sound skeptical. Don't be." Why would the mythical "Assignment Editor" be skeptical about a pitch that everyone on Earth[3] already knew about?
In the next "dispatch", Hruby says, "Right now, the gyroball is akin to Keyser Soze. A mystery. One report claims the pitch breaks twice. Another says it bends like a screwball. Most big leaguers haven't even heard of the thing. So if we find the truth? We'll have captured the Loch Ness Monster, beating everyone else to the sports story of the year. The decade, even." I guess most big leaguers are stupid. Very stupid. The rest of the article goes on in the same stupid way, with people denying the existence of the gyroball left and right. It is so stupid, this post is starting to bore me, so I will cut it short right here.
[1]If the people at ESPN wanted this to be funny, kudos to them. They did a great job on it. However, judging from the way the article takes itself seriously, I don't think that's quite what they had in mind.
[2]For a analogy, gyroball:Loch Ness Monster::the fact that Iraq had no WMDs:Sidd Finch.
[3]Okay, not everyone on Earth. I'll amend that to anyone on Earth who follows baseball and has the vocal capacity to say the word "gyroball".
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Adam Cowart
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Bonds Update
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Next Big Things
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Zito's New Delivery
Friday, February 16, 2007
It's Official: Bonds Is A Giant
I don't like Selig
Because he abuses "best
interests of the game"
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Tsuyoshi Shinjo
Of course, we can't talk Shinjo without the belt-buckle incident. After watching this video, you may not ever look at Tsuyoshi (which I usually spell wrong) the same way again.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Valentine's Day!
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
What the Giants Infield Should Look Like in 10 Years, Part 4
A safer bet is Tim Hutting. Splitting time between A+ San Jose and AAA Fresno, he put up a mostly average line (.266/.338/.353). Howver, he is the same age as Velez and playing at a higher level then Velez. The Baseball Cube tells us that he is a great fielder and has power, even though he only hit 5 home runs last year.
So, who will it be: Velez, Hutting, or someone else? The coming years will tell.
Monday, February 12, 2007
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Updated Pitching Chart
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Pitching Chart
Friday, February 9, 2007
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Starting Rotation Projections
Matt Cain: 14-8, 3.89 ERA
Noah Lowry: 12-12, 4.38 ERA
Matt Morris: 10-11, 4.52 ERA
Russ Ortiz: 3-8, 5.62 ERA
Jonathan Sanchez: 3-3, 4.41 ERA
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
What the Giants Infield Should Look Like in 10 Years, Part 3
- He is the biggest sign out of Latin America for the Giants since Orlando Cepeda. I would say that Cepeda turned out fairly well for the Giants, wouldn't you?
- He turned down more money (more than $2.1 million?) to sign with the Giants. That's devotion.
- In front of scouts, he hit a 400-foot shot at the age of 13. How many 13-year-olds have scouts looking at them?
- He's 16. He's great already, and he won't hit his prime for 10 more years. Behold the wonder.
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
It's Almost Time to Crawl Out of Your Hole!
Monday, February 5, 2007
Comments, Anyone?
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Why I Dislike PECOTA
- PECOTA is not very good at predicting what pitchers will do.
- PECOTA has the Giants finishing in 2nd place this year. Can't have that, can we?
Saturday, February 3, 2007
Super Bowl Predictions
Scoring Summary:
1st Quarter:
TD Colts; Colts lead 7-0
FG Colts; Colts lead 10-0
2nd Quarter:
FG Colts; Colts lead 13-0
TD Bears; Colts lead 13-7
3rd Quarter:
TD Colts; Colts lead 20-7
FG Bears; Colts lead 20-10
TD Colts; Colts lead 27-10
4th Quarter:
FG Colts; Colts lead 30-10
FG Colts; Colts lead 33-10
FG Bears; Colts lead 33-13
TD Bears; Colts lead 33-20
Friday, February 2, 2007
Apprehensiveness
The thing I'm really apprehensive about is the first one. The Giants are the only team that was the product of expansion that has not won a WS in their current city: that's 1 out of 16. Only the Indians and Cubs have gone longer, and they both have cute little curses: Rocky Colavito and Billy Goat, respectively. The Giants are the quintessential 2nd place team: they'll make you into such optimists that you feel compelled to tear your heart out when they just come up short (2002). They are so 2nd place they don't even have a curse—they always bring it upon themselves somehow. What can I do about that, though?